on a lighter note...

[Just Gina]

yeah buddy.

horseflies have mouth parts similar to the way electric knives work, except there are cutting edges on both sides of the reciprocating blades, and there are 3 of them instead of 2. You know. Just to be sure it cuts all the way through the flesh. Cuz eff you.

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Tsetse fly proboscis looks similar to a mosquito, except enhanced by aliens with some special sort of alien steroids and metallurgical advances we still aren't clear on.
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I thoroughly despise both!!

 

[CBH Australia]

I thoroughly despise both!!

I might never have gone to Africa if I knew there's dangerous stuff like that!

 

[James Cook]

 

[Firebird]

crocs with snow plows and/or headlights. Reminds me of a Bill Engvall bit!

 

[CoElkHunter]

I hate horseflies!

Especially if they bite the horse you WERE on. Trust me. LOL

 

[Firebird]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Von Gruff]

 

[Von Gruff]

 

[Von Gruff]

 

[Von Gruff]

 

[Von Gruff]

 

[1911Fan]

 

[jpr9954]

From the Army’s updated training manual.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Nyati]

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“Hold my beer”, tops the list, for me followed closely by “you only live once”!

In Spain we say, hold my "cubata", which is slang for "Cuba Libre", or rum and coke.

 

[Nyati]