Not going to bar anymore!

[Heym 88]

Guys, some of you know I'm a single dude. Divorced long time ago. Well, I went to a bar the other day. I walked in and saw a thick/ heavy set girl dancing on a table. I walked up to the table and looked up at her and said " nice legs". She said do you really think so, and I said yes, if they weren't, this table would have collapsed a long time ago. That's when the fight started. No more for me.

 

[siml]

How's the hospital food tasting???

 

[Heym 88]

Well, it turned out ok. I decided to go to another bar that night. I walked in and sat at the bar, minding my own business. I'm serious....I was drinking a beer and this hot chick came and sat right next to me. Then her boyfriend sat on other side of her. I was drinking and enjoying myself until she sees my pot belly and says " gee..a beer keg, whats in it, coors or Budweiser? I said well......there is a beer tap just below it, why don't you put your mouth on that and tell me what flavor it is! I got thrown out...again. Oh well no bars for me.......at least until next time.

 

[siml]

 

[Rob404]

Guys, some of you know I'm a single dude. Divorced long time ago. Well, I went to a bar the other day. I walked in and saw a thick/ heavy set girl dancing on a table. I walked up to the table and looked up at her and said " nice legs". She said do you really think so, and I said yes, if they weren't, this table would have collapsed a long time ago. That's when the fight started. No more for me.

Fat girls need love too, they just have to pay

 

[Albertaguy]

Fat chicks are like mopeds, both fun to ride until your friends see you!

 

[thi9elsp]

Even if you're all busted up you can still drink beer through a straw!

 

[JimP]

I was sitting in the bar one night after a long hard day at work and the phone rang.

The bar maid answered it and handed the phone to me. It was my wife.

The first words out of her mouth were "where the hell are you."

I answered "I don't know what number did you call"

Then the fight started.


























The problem with this is that it is a true story.

 

[Nyati]

 

[PLM]

Fat girls will give you shade in the summer and keep you warm in winter