Like an idiot.....

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by PHOENIX PHIL, Dec 15, 2012.

  1. PHOENIX PHIL

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    cobber? Definition please.
     

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    Agreed Spike sounds like somethi9ng out of a Chevy Chase movie!!!!

    :)!!!
     

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    same as mate; cobber,,,,, digga, mate ,chum .pal ,buddy .friend , all the same
    they kept asking me the same thing in canadian pubs
    i think they thought i was insulting them the way theyre chest kept puffing up
    good old aussie slang:D
     

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    ahhh... i have seen emails with photos of some of their clients :eyecrazy::wow::shocked:
     

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    bloody colonials ruining the queens english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

    phil also try fair dinkum, bonzer and bludger, oh and if they call you a bastard it usually means they really like you!!!! :headscratch::draught:
     

  6. bluey

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    hows this then australia is definately the only country on this planet where you can start a conversation with get f^#**d and not upset any one in the room
     

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    bluey your welcome to use that as an opener in my bar at home, as people usually get greeted with similar or worse. especially after midnight!!!!:draught::beer:
     

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    wow thats a bit posh spikey
    i usually get kicked out of capo joints like that
     

  9. spike.t

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    the only way to get kicked out of mine is if your too sober or pissed me off, which is usually the same thing...;) or :vomit: now that does piss me off... all that wasted booze(bloody amateurs) :biggrin::draught:
     

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    some guest tossed theyre coockies on my bar and wasted all that booze id be peeved to old mate, specially if that much effort went into making it look so fancy, it really looks great
     

  11. spike.t

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    yup and women arent allowed behind it , they get their a-ses whipped if they try!!( one did like it though and my hand was so sore had to put it in an ice bucket to cool it down!!!!!!):heh::beer:
     

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