"Lighter Politics" Humour

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The nursing home residents heard about the Kings rally and they wound up at Burger King.
 
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Trump: "Well, at least I fixed inflation."

Bessent: "Uhhhhh, but boss--it's going up."

Trump: "Everything is going up. That's good. Are you trying to get fired?"

Bessent: "Hey, guys........the boss fixed inflation."

Cabinet: "Another win!!! Boss is a miracle man. Handsome and always wins at golf. Nice hair, too. Nobel prize coming!!!"

Vance: "Get out of my way.........I want to kiss it, too!!!!!"
 

The tax payers.
Since their credit cards were overdrawn their bill fell to the bar manager who then passed the bill to the bartender, the bartender secretly added fees to all the other patrons bills. When the Jewish, Muslim, and Latino Socialist left, since their bill was paid. The corrupt social bartender pocketed the excess cash raised.
 

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