Free Hunt for One Hunter & One Observer from Lianga Safaris for 2016

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Why don't blind people Sky dive?

It scares the shit out of the Dog!
 
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I always thought this was a funny picture of my daughter, Hope, and I....
 
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'Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'
 
Oliver Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'
Stan Laurel: 'Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?'
Oliver: 'Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?'
Stanley: 'No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.'
Oliver: 'Was he building a house?'
Stanley: 'No, they were hanging him.'
 
'My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.'
 
'I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them.'
 
'I was not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity.'
 
'I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.'
 
'I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really sh-tty body.'
 
The wife’s mother said: ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’
I said: ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’
 
'A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.'
 
'My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!'
 
'The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.'
 
'My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.'
 
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We are very excited to come to Salzburg for the first time.
Should you at all have any interest in hunting with me and want to discuss different options please do not hesitate to contact me and we can set something up.
Hyde Hunter wrote on malcome83's profile.
where are you located? I would be happy to help you with you doing the reloading but I will only load for a very few real close friends as posted before liability is the problem. but will help you.
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A two minute video I made of our recent Safari. I think it turned out well
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Just received your book. It will be a Christmas present from my wife. Looking forward to read it.
 
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