Free Hunt for One Hunter & One Observer from Lianga Safaris for 2016

[hnterfl]

I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I'll do it tomorrow.

 

[duckman90]

Why don't blind people Sky dive?

It scares the shit out of the Dog!

 

[BRICKBURN]

 

[npm352]

I always thought this was a funny picture of my daughter, Hope, and I....

 

[npm352]

 

[thriller]

@npm352 haha thats in my Taxidermists office framed no less

 

[hunting4sanity]

Brickburn's post reminded me of a similar one.

 

[npm352]

Hehe

 

[HunterMarkus]

'Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'

 

[HunterMarkus]

Oliver Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?'
Stan Laurel: 'Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?'
Oliver: 'Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?'
Stanley: 'No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.'
Oliver: 'Was he building a house?'
Stanley: 'No, they were hanging him.'

 

[HunterMarkus]

'My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.'

 

[HunterMarkus]

'I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them.'

 

[HunterMarkus]

'I was not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity.'

 

[HunterMarkus]

'I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.'

 

[HunterMarkus]

'I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really sh-tty body.'

 

[HunterMarkus]

The wife’s mother said: ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’
I said: ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’

 

[HunterMarkus]

'A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.'

 

[HunterMarkus]

'My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!'

 

[HunterMarkus]

'The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.'

 

[HunterMarkus]

'My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.'