Alcoholic???

[Rob404]

 

[spike.t]

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rob that is a classic photo of what we call praying to god on the great white telephone!! usually goes "oohhhh god please no more!!" that is the amateurs of course

 

[bluey]

we call it driving the porcelain bus

 

[ActionBob]

And I'm sure the next thing that dog did was to try and lick someone's face!

 

[Mekaniks]

Sign Today at my favorite local restaurant/watering hole

 

[Velo Dog]

Sign Today at my favorite local restaurant/watering hole

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Left over from the days of bumper sticker popularity, but still worth resurrecting for this post:

"Seward Alaska, a Quaint Little Drinking Village With a Fishing Problem"

 

[Mekaniks]

Left over from the days of bumper sticker popularity, but still worth resurrecting for this post:

"Seward Alaska, a Quaint Little Drinking Village With a Fishing Problem"

Yes and it still fits Velo! My other personal favorite is "We are all here because we're not all there".

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Mekaniks]

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

 

[Witold Krzyżanowski]

I went for a beer.
Witold

 

[Witold Krzyżanowski]

Thank you ActionBob.
Witold

 

[jbeach]

Well, I found this one late but figured I would chime in.

Asked my doctor once if I quit drinking, smoking, and chasing women, would it make me live longer ??? He said" No son, it'll just make it seem that way. "

Now the truth is I am not as think as you drunk I am...

Cheers Mates !

 

[jeff]

Some of those warning are too true!!!

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Bobpuckett]

thankyou to my social secretary pete sorry wayne i have taken so long to find this one.........something about the last three weekends starting on thursdays and finishing on sunday always thought it was a monday myself . forgot that was a while ago when they started on a monday and went all the way to the next monday...........but that was when we used to party properly and the amateurs would get while us lot continued to and and need a jacuzzi smiley here with the !! so yeah we resemble the posts above !!!! to all!! and may the mayhem and partying continue well for everyone over christmas and new year

May they never stop.

 

[Clayton Holland]

The Aussies and Saffas will get this and the Kiwis won't like it

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Mekaniks]