on a lighter note...

Friends: “How many guns do you have!?”

Me: “Not that many…they all fit in one gun safe”

The gun safe…

C069F2C7-B1F3-470B-9D11-755EECB7419A.jpeg


:)
 
Get a wad of toilet paper, smear some chunky peanutbutter on it, put it in a ziplock baggie.

Next somebody takes up the stall next to you in a public toilet, throw the toilet paper into their stall, then apologize profusely. "Can you kick that back this way, I'm SO sorry."
 
From the Orlando Sentinel, Tuesday, February 4, 1958:

Looking over the rim of a volcanic crater, one American tourist in Europe said to another:

"Wow, it sure is deep and hot. Reminds you of Hell, doesn't it?"

One of the native guides, hearing the remark, shrugged his shoulders and exclaimed:

"These Americans! They've been everywhere."
 

Forum statistics

Threads
62,813
Messages
1,379,784
Members
121,312
Latest member
ankit00561
 

 

 

Latest posts

Latest profile posts

buffalo insurance! always have to make sure!

Enjoy Sailing and Flying light Aircraft, over 800 hours Singles and twins - bought a Light Sport 2 seat Aircraft to use here in Kenya. I built and raced saloon cars at my local tracks years ago
I have a couple of motorcycles and background in Mech. Eng. and a Gorgeous Kenyan Wife
 
Top