No No! Give him a crotch rocket in rush hour traffic and an afterthought, a side car for Harris too.Give that stupid ass a tricycle. Better yet, keep him off anything with wheels.
Sad part is - that made it off the mill line, past QC, handled on/off delivery truck, and through the hands of the installer before this picture was taken. Possibly even past the stock checks of the retail store between original delivery and it going out the door.