on a lighter note...

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Church in Chicago


When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church,


I decided to go there and check them out in person.


As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me.


I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?


He laid his hands on my shoulder and said:


"By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."


I told him I was not paralyzed.


Then Jesse Jackson came by and said:


"By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.


Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.


After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right....


My car was gone !
 
Church in Chicago


When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church,


I decided to go there and check them out in person.


As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me.


I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?


He laid his hands on my shoulder and said:


"By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."


I told him I was not paralyzed.


Then Jesse Jackson came by and said:


"By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.


Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.


After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right....


My car was gone !
Yeah, welcome to Chicago.
 
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