Women and Cats

[AkMike]

I've never understood why woman love cats.


Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.


In other words, every quality that a woman loves in her cat, she hates in a man!

 

[enysse]

LOL, preaching to the choir!

 

[bluey]

if you piont that out to missus AK, you will be sleeping on the couch .......

 

[James.Grage]

LOL

 

[Nyati]

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Today my wife and I are celebrating our 23rd anniversary, should I pass this along to her?

 

[enysse]

Today my wife and I are celebrating our 23rd anniversary, should I pass this along to her?

The simple answer is no!

 

[AkMike]

Actually my wife enjoyed it after she thought about it a bit..

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Actually my wife enjoyed it after she thought about it a bit..

The simple answer is no!

Hmm....gonna go with the more conservative advice here.

 

[K-man]

The simple answer is no!

Not if you want to see 24!!!

 

[bluey]

wheres your sense of adventure .
timming will be critical

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

wheres your sense of adventure .

In Africa and so......if I want to get back

 

[Bullthrower338]

Congratulations! I couldn't make 23 years, unless I add them all together! Lol. Best of luck on the next 23 sir!

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Congratulations! I couldn't make 23 years, unless I add them all together! Lol. Best of luck on the next 23 sir!

Thank you very much!

 

[AkMike]

Awww you guys have no sense of adventure if you can't share a joke with your wife.

 

[Bobpuckett]

Today my wife and I are celebrating our 23rd anniversary, should I pass this along to her?

Happy anniversary My friend!

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Happy anniversary My friend!

Gracias!

 

[AkMike]

Congrats from me also.

So? What did she think about it?

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Congrats from me also.

So? What did she think about it?

Think about what?

Not even going there with her tonight. Momma bear is a bit unsettled tonight, her 1st born cub asked a girl to Homecoming.......first date...... so momma bear is grumbling a bit......chomping her jaws.....pursed lower lip.......think I saw some drool too......and I'm laughing just a bit which is risky enough.

 

[tarbe]

Today my wife and I are celebrating our 23rd anniversary, should I pass this along to her?

My wife and I celebrated our 30th yesterday.

I read her the joke and she laughed her head off (yes, she has two cats!).