why parents drink.....

[bluey]

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.
So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '

"Hello ?"

'Is your daddy home?' '
Small voice whispered, ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,'

樽ay I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .' ;

So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?'
å¡‘es she's out in the garden too

禅he boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'
Again the é®®o
.
'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, He's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. '

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
' The search team just landed a helicopter '

'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.
So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '

"Hello ?"

'Is your daddy home?' '
Small voice whispered, ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,'

樽ay I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .' ;

So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?'
å¡‘es she's out in the garden too

禅he boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'
Again the é®®o
.
'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, He's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. '

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
' The search team just landed a helicopter '

'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '

Spawn of Satan......

 

[BnC 04]

Love it.

 

[Nyati]

:clap::clap::clap:

 

[peras]

Typical!