We don't can hunt lions

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by siml, Jun 6, 2016.

  1. Royal27

    Royal27 AH ENABLER AH Ambassador

    Joined:
    May 27, 2012
    Messages:
    8,871
    Video/Photo:
    92
    Likes Received:
    10,974
    Member of:
    DSC, NRA, SCI
    Hunted:
    USA - TX, CO, GA, ID. Africa - Zimbabwe and South Africa (Limpopo and EC)
    I bet if billc and a really tall big bull giraffe hooked up that the kids would end up about 5'7....
     
    Lee M and billc like this.

  2. siml

    siml AH ENABLER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    3,463
    Video/Photo:
    143
    Likes Received:
    4,852
    Hunted:
    SOUTH AFRICA, BOTSWANA, NAMIBIA, ZIMBABWE, MOZAMBIQUE, ENGLAND, U.S.A
  3. Royal27

    Royal27 AH ENABLER AH Ambassador

    Joined:
    May 27, 2012
    Messages:
    8,871
    Video/Photo:
    92
    Likes Received:
    10,974
    Member of:
    DSC, NRA, SCI
    Hunted:
    USA - TX, CO, GA, ID. Africa - Zimbabwe and South Africa (Limpopo and EC)
    siml likes this.

  4. Rob404

    Rob404 AH ENABLER BRONZE SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2013
    Messages:
    3,364
    Video/Photo:
    34
    Likes Received:
    3,455
    Location:
    Chaska Minnesota
    Member of:
    NRA, Member Minnesota Horse and Hunt,,Caribou Hunt Club
    Hunted:
    Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
    How about a Large Bluey
     

  5. spike.t

    spike.t AH ENABLER SPONSOR Since 2013 AH Ambassador

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2010
    Messages:
    8,358
    Video/Photo:
    316
    Likes Received:
    5,582
    Member of:
    sci int, basc,wpaz
    Hunted:
    zambia, tanzania, zimbabwe,Mozambique ,hungary, france, england
    o_O...i would hate to be the one to pull the cork out its asshole!!! that would be a rocket shit of note........;)....:E Rofl:
     
    Royal27 likes this.

  6. Clayton

    Clayton AH Fanatic

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2016
    Messages:
    844
    Likes Received:
    681
    Location:
    SW Louisiana, USA
    Member of:
    NRA: Patriot Life Endowment Member, 2nd Amendment Foundation: Life Member LA Shooting Association: Life Member, Gun Owners of America: Annual Member SW LA Rifle & Pistol Club: Annual Member
    OK, my poor little brain's going wild with all the potential offered here.

    My first thought was these critters need more fiber in their diet. A LOT more.

    Next, clearly this ain't the Jenny Craig Ranch for animals.
     
    siml likes this.

  7. billc

    billc AH ENABLER SILVER SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2011
    Messages:
    3,683
    Video/Photo:
    97
    Likes Received:
    3,156
    Location:
    Pa.
    Hunted:
    united state- Co Nm Mt Wy Pa , canada ,mexico ,south africa- Northwest, Limpopo, freestste.Northern cape,East cape, namibia
    Wow a guy does not read a thread for a few hours and all that happens.

    To protect Pieter I can not tell the whole real story and how I saved his life that day from a killer giraffe. I think the better story is how after getting some more ammo I ran at the giraffe with no fear for my life to save Pieter who was in shock on how good my shooting was but the giraffe would not die even after 3 well placed shoots. Pieter with his new pink shirt thought he was superman now with that new shirt and it was my job to save him since I gave him the shirt.

    Royal you trying to say I am short or something with the 5'7" comment. lol :whistle:

    As for lee my hunting friend and all the rest of you.:S Rant::E Lol:I was laughing pretty hard after I read all those post. It is a funny video and was a fun part of my hunt that year and made for great laughs even if they are laughs at me.
     
    siml, Royal27 and CAustin like this.

  8. rookhawk

    rookhawk AH ENABLER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2015
    Messages:
    2,593
    Video/Photo:
    75
    Likes Received:
    2,850
    Location:
    North America
    Member of:
    NRA Life Benefactor, Trout Unlimited, Safari Club International
    Crack me up. You guys are hunting at the safari equivalent of "fat kid summer camp".
     

  9. Clayton

    Clayton AH Fanatic

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2016
    Messages:
    844
    Likes Received:
    681
    Location:
    SW Louisiana, USA
    Member of:
    NRA: Patriot Life Endowment Member, 2nd Amendment Foundation: Life Member LA Shooting Association: Life Member, Gun Owners of America: Annual Member SW LA Rifle & Pistol Club: Annual Member
    Kind of hard to miss one of them "trophies" even on what would be a "running" shot! Now for the Pink Shirt Safari, that color won't pass for camo even in a Flower Shop.
     

  10. siml

    siml AH ENABLER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    3,463
    Video/Photo:
    143
    Likes Received:
    4,852
    Hunted:
    SOUTH AFRICA, BOTSWANA, NAMIBIA, ZIMBABWE, MOZAMBIQUE, ENGLAND, U.S.A
    @Clayton , "would be running" a slow walk at the fastest...
     

  11. Clayton

    Clayton AH Fanatic

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2016
    Messages:
    844
    Likes Received:
    681
    Location:
    SW Louisiana, USA
    Member of:
    NRA: Patriot Life Endowment Member, 2nd Amendment Foundation: Life Member LA Shooting Association: Life Member, Gun Owners of America: Annual Member SW LA Rifle & Pistol Club: Annual Member
    More like a slooooow walk. About like I move.
     

  12. Rob404

    Rob404 AH ENABLER BRONZE SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2013
    Messages:
    3,364
    Video/Photo:
    34
    Likes Received:
    3,455
    Location:
    Chaska Minnesota
    Member of:
    NRA, Member Minnesota Horse and Hunt,,Caribou Hunt Club
    Hunted:
    Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
    chinese back up alarm.jpg
     
    siml likes this.

  13. tarbe

    tarbe AH ENABLER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2014
    Messages:
    3,808
    Video/Photo:
    86
    Likes Received:
    5,692
    Location:
    Houston, TX and Romance, MO
    Member of:
    NRA Life, Handloaders Anonymous
    Hunted:
    USA, South Africa, Zimbabwe
    Bill, you gotta be feeling the love about now!

    From the guys, that is. Not from the Giraffe! What happens in Africa stays in Africa.
     
    siml and Royal27 like this.

  14. Clayton

    Clayton AH Fanatic

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2016
    Messages:
    844
    Likes Received:
    681
    Location:
    SW Louisiana, USA
    Member of:
    NRA: Patriot Life Endowment Member, 2nd Amendment Foundation: Life Member LA Shooting Association: Life Member, Gun Owners of America: Annual Member SW LA Rifle & Pistol Club: Annual Member
    ROFLMAO Rob that's just too much.
     

  15. Rob404

    Rob404 AH ENABLER BRONZE SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2013
    Messages:
    3,364
    Video/Photo:
    34
    Likes Received:
    3,455
    Location:
    Chaska Minnesota
    Member of:
    NRA, Member Minnesota Horse and Hunt,,Caribou Hunt Club
    Hunted:
    Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
    Kinda gives Having a Pair New Meaning
     
    jeff and Lee M like this.

  16. ArmyGrunt

    ArmyGrunt AH Elite

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    1,703
    Video/Photo:
    63
    Likes Received:
    2,172
    Hunted:
    USA, South Africa, Hungary
    When McDonald's hits the savannah!
     

  17. ArmyGrunt

    ArmyGrunt AH Elite

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    1,703
    Video/Photo:
    63
    Likes Received:
    2,172
    Hunted:
    USA, South Africa, Hungary

Share This Page

 
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice