We don't can hunt lions

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  1. siml

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    We don't can hunt lions, no high fences, we just keep them well fed. ahlion.jpg
     
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  2. siml

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    Thanks Jerome for moving to right section.
     

  3. Royal27

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    That lion wouldn't fit in a can!

    Nor do I want to think about the taxidermy cost....
     
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  4. 35bore

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    Guessing the outfitter charges by the lb/kg
     
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    I maybe even be able to out run that one. I hope that is not real.
     
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  7. Royal27

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    @billc,
    In talking to Simon I understand that the lion feeds mainly on giraffe. Just sayin....

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  8. billc

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    I think maybe you could even hit that giraffe.
     
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  9. Royal27

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    Maybe I could hit it, and maybe not, but at least I'm not scared of it. :p
     
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    I think that giraffe's name is Rosie.
     
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    Bill you could actually out run that one.......you know when you have to get more ammo!
     
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    3 poachers a day keeps the skinny's away.
     
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    Dang ...........Simon, what are you feeding those cats in the Niassa?:ROFLMAO:
     
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  14. Lee M

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    Seems like Bills running from the giraffe is a well known story. Although it was not told to many, Pieter claims he heard the giraffe yelling "who's your daddy" while chasing Bill.... LOL.
     
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    Jeeez what does a Cape Buffalo look like
     

  16. sestoppelman

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    'Fraid I never heard that one! Must be a good story there, but I love the "who's your daddy". LMAO!:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  17. CAustin

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    Well all the animals heard about billc and the pink shirt! Then there was this big bull giraffe that took a shine to bill and..............
     
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  18. Lee M

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    Charlie - I'm not sure about that, but it would be a hell of a fun time watching that race. LOL :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::LOL::LOL:
     
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  19. sestoppelman

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    I do seem to remember about pink shirts. o_Oo_O:rolleyes::rolleyes::whistle:
     
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    @CAustin , please don't keep us in suspense too long about Bill.

    @Rob404 , don't worry about the buffalo....wait until you see the hippo and elephant..
     
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