Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by siml, Jun 6, 2016.
We don't can hunt lions, no high fences, we just keep them well fed.
Thanks Jerome for moving to right section.
That lion wouldn't fit in a can!
Nor do I want to think about the taxidermy cost....
Guessing the outfitter charges by the lb/kg
"We don't can hunt lions, no high fences, we just keep them well fed"
........simon must be an interesting food bill....
I maybe even be able to out run that one. I hope that is not real.
In talking to Simon I understand that the lion feeds mainly on giraffe. Just sayin....
I think maybe you could even hit that giraffe.
Maybe I could hit it, and maybe not, but at least I'm not scared of it.
I think that giraffe's name is Rosie.
Bill you could actually out run that one.......you know when you have to get more ammo!
3 poachers a day keeps the skinny's away.
Dang ...........Simon, what are you feeding those cats in the Niassa?
Seems like Bills running from the giraffe is a well known story. Although it was not told to many, Pieter claims he heard the giraffe yelling "who's your daddy" while chasing Bill.... LOL.
Jeeez what does a Cape Buffalo look like
'Fraid I never heard that one! Must be a good story there, but I love the "who's your daddy". LMAO!
Well all the animals heard about billc and the pink shirt! Then there was this big bull giraffe that took a shine to bill and..............
Charlie - I'm not sure about that, but it would be a hell of a fun time watching that race. LOL
I do seem to remember about pink shirts.
@CAustin , please don't keep us in suspense too long about Bill.
@Rob404 , don't worry about the buffalo....wait until you see the hippo and elephant..
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