Heym 88
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A man had a pet Parrot whom he kept in the bathroom all the time.
Every time the man went to shave, the parrot would say " your going to cut yourself".
Eventually the wife tells hubby he needs to get rid of this bird.
The man says ok, then decides to hide the bird in a basement bathroom the wife never uses.
One day while having company, the wife needs to use the basement bathroom. The husband
panics, and shoves the bird in the commode and shuts the lid. The wife sits on the commode and hears the bird say...." See...I told you..you were going to cut yourself and you aint half shaved neither".
Every time the man went to shave, the parrot would say " your going to cut yourself".
Eventually the wife tells hubby he needs to get rid of this bird.
The man says ok, then decides to hide the bird in a basement bathroom the wife never uses.
One day while having company, the wife needs to use the basement bathroom. The husband
panics, and shoves the bird in the commode and shuts the lid. The wife sits on the commode and hears the bird say...." See...I told you..you were going to cut yourself and you aint half shaved neither".
