the bank

[bluey]

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, She's fat!

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet..

A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far
As they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"


The little boy yelled out, "Run for your life, she's reversing!!"

 

[35bore]

:beer::clap:

 

[Nyati]

:clap::clap::clap:

 

[spike.t]

excellent , reminds me of a couple of occasions in the past when a certain young man aged about 4 at the time came out with the really fat statement, and couldnt understand why he got told off when all he was doing was telling the truth!!

 

[AkMike]

And you're still doing it eh Spike? :crazylol:

 

[bluey]

And you're still doing it eh Spike? :crazylol:

ha ha ha ha ,nice to see your brain hasn't frozen, like the rest of alaska:clapping:

 

[AkMike]

Huh?

It's been the mildest winter in 14 years so far! The states have had a much worse year of it that we have.

 

[bluey]

Huh?

It's been the mildest winter in 14 years so far! The states have had a much worse year of it that we have.

didn't you post a pic that said it -59 c not that long ago ????:lookaround:

 

[AkMike]

That was Fairbanks. Further north and in the interior.

I'm on the coast where the palm trees blow in the gentle breeze..

 

[bluey]

ohhh right
just like Americas queensland

 

[spike.t]

And you're still doing it eh Spike? :crazylol:

:wow:mike how did you know:lookaround: but it wasnt me those times and he is now 14 and same height as me so we have discussions now instead of telling offs

 

[AkMike]

My wife had a deal sort of like that. No not as the 'biggun'!

She's from Ukraine with minimal English and during her first trip to the US my grandfather died in Michigan. When we landed in Seattle I had to do some quick switching at the airline counter with the tickets. She stayed back with the backs and was blocked by a very large heifer when I needed her to come up with the bags.
The 'large car' didn't realize that she was taking up almost the whole walk area.

Since my wife didn't know how to ask her to move she just said 'Buffalo Butt".

I have no idea where she heard that phrase but it worked! :barmy:

 

[peras]

Always funny the innocent truth of a child!