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SIMPLETRUTH # 1 Lovers help each otherundress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Simple Truth, In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



SIMPLE TRUTH #2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats."
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job."

Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.


FIVE Other Simple Truths 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's morecomfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the jerk's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk or water.


Bonus Truth Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.



Hope this brightens your day...
 
Eagles may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!

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