on a lighter note...

[Wishfulthinker580]

 

[Wishfulthinker580]

 

[Divernhunter]

^^^ or time for cheating

 

[Trophyhunter01]

 

[Wheels]

 

[spike.t]

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..don't you just hate it when people wear non matching camo wedding outfits....where are the fashion police.....

 

[spike.t]

SMILE A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies ..
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar......you know...they have frozen glasses.....'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Arsehole?'
So he stayed home..............
...........and, they lived happily ever after ...

 

[Woodcarver]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[Dr Ray]

View attachment 466647I didn’t realize that this was a problem. Guess I need to get out more.

Are you joking ??

 

[Newboomer]

SMILE A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies ..
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar......you know...they have frozen glasses.....'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Arsehole?'
So he stayed home..............
...........and, they lived happily ever after ...

Oh! Ain't that the truth!!

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Ridge Runner]

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Wishful thinking on the guys part.
He goes fishing.
She goes shopping. She brings home the small stuff. Waits for him to come home from fishing to go get the big stuff.

 

[Ridge Runner]

..don't you just hate it when people wear non matching camo wedding outfits....where are the fashion police.....

His camo is for the woods,
Her camo isn't camo, it's her settle way of telling him what she is going to be doing while he's gone.....spending money.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

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