on a lighter note...

[oldfart009]

Are you asking for a friend?

Oh yes I am.

 

[Dr Ray]

Okay. Now let's apply some Mathematics to this situation.
Hypothermia is a negative situation. Alcohol causes the brain to slowdown and judgment is out the window also. That makes to negatives, Right? Two negatives added together make a positive.
IE: double loss of judgement can be a lot of fun.

Two negatives added together increase the negative
Two negatives multiplied will give you a positive

 

[Sabattiboy]

I think his camera angle was WAY off.

Maybe his wife was with them.

 

[spike.t]

Only in zim....

 

[CoElkHunter]

Why the hell would anyone in their right mind do that voluntarily......

Uh, cause they’re liquored up and not in their right minds?

 

[Dudders]

 

[CoElkHunter]

Yeah seems perfectly acceptable....but not as bad as Getting in that water.....hate to think what parts froze up.....

“what parts froze up”? His candy cane?

 

[jpr9954]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

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Just one of the reasons why I am happily retired!

 

[Wyatt Smith]

Just one of the reasons why I am happily retired!

I’m the next best thing. Self employed.

 

[Dudders]

 

[Sabattiboy]

“what parts froze up”? His candy cane?

Does cold water shrink up certain female parts also?

 

[Vashper]

... "Plungers" solicit for pledges based on minutes in the water. So for example. if someone were to pledge $25 per minute and and the "plunger" could stay in the water for 2 minutes (a long time), the benefit recipient would receive $50. ...

I see you have capitalism blooming and smelling there. I remembered the story, by association.
A friend of mine had a grandmother, in very advanced years, but without senility. He introduced her to the computer, and she mastered it well. And she found a directory with a collection of porn on his computer. He had to explain what it was, she thoughtfully reacted: "of course, we were young too. But for money???"

 

[jpr9954]

 

[Newboomer]

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Outstanding. I'd like a HUMMV with a couple Ma Deuces, please. Remotely operated from the driver's seat.

 

[Vashper]

And what kind of machine? M48?

 

[Randy F]

 

[Randy F]