on a lighter note...

[oldfart009]

 

[oldfart009]

 

[Randy F]

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The clairvoyant in me predicts a hard landing resulting in a multipiece bike and zero scratches in the helmet...couple that with the lifelong awkward feeling with which the two guys on the bottom are now scarred.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Randy F]

 

[Randy F]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Finally, MY turn.

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Mabel and Edith meet at the local diner for breakfast. The slide in to a booth and Edith notices something different about Mabel. She says "Mabel, do you know you have a suppository sticking in your ear"? Mabel replies "I do"? Now I know why I couldn't find my hearing aid".

 

[Vashper]

 

[Vashper]

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One guy told me. He is originally from Moldova. They had such rules about cats that climbed into other people's storerooms: when they caught this for the first time, they cut off the tail. If a tailless cat was caught, then he was considered a recidivist, and his fate was sad. The narrator's grandfather was a hunter and kept hounds. He came up with the idea of how to train young dogs. He asked the neighbors to give him the sentenced criminals. And then one day he went out into the field with the dogs and a bag of cats, and shook them out of the bag. The cats made a full circle, and found the only high object - the grandfather himself. It is not known exactly how everything happened, but a few years later, when this grandfather died and lay in a coffin, traces of his experiment were still visible on his bald head.

 

[PARA45]

 

[Randy F]

Concealing very little…

 

[Randy F]

 

[Sabattiboy]

Concealing very little…

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The centering groove for the belt keeps the holster from slipping around.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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A woman always has the last word. Anything after that is the start of a new argument.

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]