on a lighter note...

Another guy came in with a light bulb in his rectum. It was some sort of fluorescent with little prongs on one end. I've never seen anything like that.
this is very convenient, you can light up the operating field
 
Had a friend that was an x-ray tech in a hospital. Like above he had a lot of strange things show up in peoples hind ends. Said the best part was the stories they would tell to cover up what was really going on. One guy swore he fell butt first on an upright potato.
 
The patient comes to the proctologist and complains about the sensation of a foreign object. The proctologist is watching... "Yes, you have a rose there!" The patient, turning around, with a smile: "this is for you, doctor!"
 
On Arrival in airport

-Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
- Abdul al-Rhasib
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No, no... Male, female...
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel...
- Oh dear!
- No. Deers run too fast.
 
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Not a joke but belongs in this section anyway.

Bomb Squad Summoned After Patient in UK Arrives with Artillery Shell Stuck in Rectum​

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: "discharged the patient" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

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