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At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims, *"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"*
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, *"If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!"*
More sighs and loud applause....
Mary age 28, stands and announces with a smile, *"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide sex!"*
There is total silence....
Rev Roberto blushing and asks her:
*"Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"*
Mary's 35-year old husband Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied,
*"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help"*
and he said
*"Fuck him!"*
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims, *"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"*
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, *"If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!"*
More sighs and loud applause....
Mary age 28, stands and announces with a smile, *"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide sex!"*
There is total silence....
Rev Roberto blushing and asks her:
*"Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"*
Mary's 35-year old husband Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied,
*"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help"*
and he said
*"Fuck him!"*
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Rob404
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this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time
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I'm surprised that FB hasn't taken that one down
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Timbila GAME LODGE wrote on Clayton d's profile.
Hi Clayton,
Please find attached our best quote based on your request.
I’ve also included the price list for additional animals, as well as our 2026 hunting packages for your reference.
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Please find attached our best quote based on your request.
I’ve also included the price list for additional animals, as well as our 2026 hunting packages for your reference.
You can also click on my banner to access our website and get more detailed information about the lodge, hunting areas, and options.
Best regards,
Orso
Woza it has been a busy few weeks!
Here below are the updated available dates for this the 2026 season
9-28 Feb open
21-25 March open
16-24 April is open
18-13 June is open this would awake time for kudu or Buffalo hunt!
9-19 July open will be very good for Kudu or Buffalo hunt!
14-30 September is open would be perfect time for late buffalo tracking hunt
October is wide open,
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Here below are the updated available dates for this the 2026 season
9-28 Feb open
21-25 March open
16-24 April is open
18-13 June is open this would awake time for kudu or Buffalo hunt!
9-19 July open will be very good for Kudu or Buffalo hunt!
14-30 September is open would be perfect time for late buffalo tracking hunt
October is wide open,
please contact me for more in
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No Promises wrote on swoobie's profile.
X5i scope is perfect - thanks for an easy transaction! Buy with confidence.
Made it to Augusta Georgia yesterday for a meeting, hunt bookings are looking good for 2026 and 2027, had a great time on our Alabama safari shot a rutting deer at 200 yards with 7mm PRC near Huntsville and then headed on to Butler Alabama and semi guided my first deer ever shot a very nice broken off 8 point with hunter there and spend a few days on 1100 acres hunting preserve awesome place!