on a lighter note...

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[Vashper]

Grate Grate Granpappy tol me thet wonc a yeer the naybers wood all git tagethur an take terns on won uv theez. Won fellur wood peddl wilst anuther’d git ridda hiz toh naylz on the wheel.

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I didn't find a single word in the dictionary, but the point is clear: to handle toenails without scissors, you need a good friend, and even a whetstone is optional.

 

[spike.t]

 

[CEO]

 

[Ike85123]

Ouch !

 

[PARA45]

Ouch !
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Well, that will definitely do it. Ouch is about right.

 

[Vashper]

Today is "Star Wars Day". We are sitting at the dacha (something like a lockdown until May 11), and decided to organize a viewing. In order not to be bored, my daughter and son-in-law and I decided to respond to every wish "may the force be with you" by "una capita". It turns out that there are 5 such wishes in Episode 4.

 

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[Randy F]

I didn't find a single word in the dictionary, but the point is clear: to handle toenails without scissors, you need a good friend, and even a whetstone is optional.

Yeah sorry ,I was being a smarta** you won't find any of that in the dictionary. And it's really hard to write like that when the spellchecker keeps trying to do it correctly.

 

[jeanes]

So I should write like a redneck if I want spell check to actually be helpful? Whoda thunkit!

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[Spooksar]

I didn't find a single word in the dictionary, but the point is clear: to handle toenails without scissors, you need a good friend, and even a whetstone is optional.

That’s because you looked in Webster’s or Funk and Wagnels dictionary not the Redneck U one

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[BRICKBURN]

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Multiple choice selection: e) All of the above.

 

[Ike85123]

Multiple choice selection: e) All of the above.

 

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