on a lighter note...

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[DillonG]

 

[Wheels]

For those of you with sense to stay off the political thread, I will repost this here.

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What is non-essential sexual activities?
Why the discrimination against menage a trois?
So outdoor sexual proclivity is okay for large groups?
Who made Jabba the Hutt health minister of Belgium?

Inquiring minds.

 

[jeff]

Know anyone like this?

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I work with that guy!

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Randy F]

For those of you with sense to stay off the political thread, I will repost this here.

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What is non-essential sexual activities?
Why the discrimination against menage a trois?
So outdoor sexual proclivity is okay for large groups?
Who made Jabba the Hutt health minister of Belgium?

Inquiring minds.

Either that's a substantial problematic activity in Belgium that has somehow remained unreported OR someone is upset about never being asked to participate.

 

[Randy F]

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Yep. Guilty as charged. Totally admit it.

 

[BeeMaa]

Yep. Guilty as charged. Totally admit it.

Good, because I'll need you to explain it to me.
It went over my head.

 

[Randy F]

Good, because I'll need you to explain it to me.
It went over my head.

In my world that knife had better be in the sink when your done with it or you risk disability and possible dismemberment. Getting it close when you're not sure you're done with it is what I learned years ago from my then 10 year old son who got away with "close".
I have since taken the idea as my own and have managed survival to this point.

Btw...to soil a second utensil for an identical purpose is considered life without parole.

 

[BeeMaa]

In my world that knife had better be in the sink when your done with it or you risk disability and possible dismemberment. Getting it close when you're not sure you're done with it is what I learned years ago from my then 10 year old son who got away with "close".
I have since taken the idea as my own and have managed survival to this point.

Btw...to soil a second utensil for an identical purpose is considered life without parole.

Appreciate it.

Guests will get a separate clean utensil.
Wife and I will use whatever I happen to be cooking with.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Randy F]

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Then comes bedtime.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[steve white]

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Head has bumped the headboard too many times...

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Guy wakes up sick as a dog. Tells his wife to call the family doctor and get him to come to the house.
Doctor arrives, guy is still in bed getting worse. Doctor examines him, calls the wife aside and tells her he doesn't have much time, probably will pass today. Doctor departs, guy now realizes he's dying and calls his wife over to the bedside and confesses that he recently slept with her sister. Wife says "I know. Now just relax, stay calm and let the poison work".

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Hogpatrol]