Brent in Az
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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
BeeMaa
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I'm not sure if this just caught me in the right mood or what...
I almost fell out of my chair with that last line.
Appreciate it.
Needed a good belly laugh on a Sunday evening.
....go and do some real crime prevention ,man.....
GOTSHA!!
GOTSHA!!
Boyd Brooks
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This one is for us Canadians!
K-man
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I hope they have their organ donor cards filled out, I might need something.....
and when some people get hit by a car I only feel sorry for the driver...
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Bushpig4Ever
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Tubby’s Canteen
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I can't decide weather opening the door or a can of bear spray out of the window would of been better.
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Door first then bear spray it’s easy to hit when they aren’t moving.
Tubby’s Canteen
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Plus I'm betting bear spray would feel just lovely on fresh road rash.
Shawn.54
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