on a lighter note...

[Hogpatrol]

So they'd make a great mount then?

By all means. Definitely wall hangers.

 

[Brent in Az]

You ought to see the "trophies" driving Benzs & Beemers in the parking lot in one of the Wally Worlds I shop at. You'd be VERY surprised. Ain't no culling operation for sure.

The Walmart in my neck of the woods, has 300 lb women in shorts, tank tops, and tattoos. The funny thing is, they act like they are sexy. I need an electric cattle prod when I grocery shop.

 

[Hogpatrol]

The Walmart in my neck of the woods, has 300 lb women in shorts, tank tops, and tattoos. The funny thing is, they act like they are sexy. I need an electric cattle prod when I grocery shop.

Sounds like the one closest to me in Elkton, MD and that's just the high school kids. Got those carts filled with the best pseudo food/slow death consumables the industry can provide, salty snacks, cookies, candy, chocolate cereals, soda, hot dogs, ad nauseum. You won't see any organics in those carts either.

 

[Timbo]

Just want to share something quirky. Took my daughter to the range today just to plink away with a 5-shot And hugs BLR .22LR. For YEARS my daughter has

The Walmart in my neck of the woods, has 300 lb women in shorts, tank tops, and tattoos. The funny thing is, they act like they are sexy. I need an electric cattle prod when I grocery shop.

Jeez!! Imagine trying to score those using either SCI or Rowland Ward!! Surely in cases like that it'd definitely be more charitable to go the other way and record the LOWER score!!

 

[PeteG]

Jeez!! Imagine trying to score those using either SCI or Rowland Ward!! Surely in cases like that it'd definitely be more charitable to go the other way and record the LOWER score!!

Question is, do the tattoo's add to the score or detract?
I wonder what the formula would look like?
Tank top circumference + Length of shorts - (area of tattoos/100) ?? this is a metric formula, you may have to convert to imperial...

 

[Timbo]

Question is, do the tattoo's add to the score or detract?
I wonder what the formula would look like?
Tank top circumference + Length of shorts - (area of tattoos/100) ?? this is a metric formula, you may have to convert to imperial...

IMO I think imperial would be a more sympathetic measuring system - as metric would have scores running into triple digits! (Especialy when taking the "girth" measurement!)

What about "trophy spread" - ie: how many axe-handles across the shoulders!!

Thinking further, does "reaching your bag limit" refer to how many you did, OR, your disgust threshold at which point you feel ill?

Just imagine pics of this nature posted up in AH!! (fearful shudder!!!)

 

[PeteG]

Perhaps the scoring should include an alcohol constant this would improve your score... more better score...

 

[Timbo]

Perhaps the scoring should include an alcohol constant this would improve your score... more better score...

- and numb your bag limit threshold!!

 

[Brent in Az]

The ones who ride around on the electric shopping carts score the highest. Especially, if they have one hand firmly wrapped around a box of Twinkies.

 

[K-man]

To be fair, if we are using a scoring system for the females, I prefer Boone and Crockett as it allows for inside spread and deductions for side to side differences, but we must accept Rowland Ward for the males. And yes, generous amounts of alcohol.

 

[PeteG]

The ones who ride around on the electric shopping carts score the highest. Especially, if they have one hand firmly wrapped around a box of Twinkies.

But don't they classify as captive bred and not free range??

 

[Hogpatrol]

But don't they classify as captive bred and not free range??

More like "canned" hunting.

 

[ArmyGrunt]

Sounds like the one closest to me in Elkton, MD and that's just the high school kids. Got those carts filled with the best pseudo food/slow death consumables the industry can provide, salty snacks, cookies, candy, chocolate cereals, soda, hot dogs, ad nauseum. You won't see any organics in those carts either.

If one eats enough preservatives, one may live forever. They're just testing the science

 

[ArmyGrunt]

IMO I think imperial would be a more sympathetic measuring system - as metric would have scores running into triple digits! (Especialy when taking the "girth" measurement!)

What about "trophy spread" - ie: how many axe-handles across the shoulders!!

Thinking further, does "reaching your bag limit" refer to how many you did, OR, your disgust threshold at which point you feel ill?

Just imagine pics of this nature posted up in AH!! (fearful shudder!!!)

Is this a challenge? Sounds like a new thread.... Trophies of Wal-Mart....

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Timbo]

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Great thread on the "Trophies of Walmart"!! Remember the hunt is conducted under the rules of fair chase (car park and in-store) with the candy section off limits. Season now open. Enjoy your hunt!! LMAO!!

 

[cpr0312]

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"The people of Walmart" pictures are truly astonishing! I just lost my breakfast by the way

 

[Hogpatrol]

"The people of Walmart" pictures are truly astonishing! I just lost my breakfast by the way

And they VOTE!!!!