on a lighter note...

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[1911Fan]

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My recent favorite insult is, "May your colon develop taste buds!"

 

[Rumrunner]

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On a first date with their dream girl

 

[Ridge Runner]

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Got it

 

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[Ontario Hunter]

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Not a big problem for me. I just avoid complimentary behavior. Easy as that.

"Get off my lawn!"

 

[BeeMaa]

I had a high school football coach who said something similar. "More is lost by making no decision than a bad one. So at least hit someone." Leave that last little bit out (most of the time) and it works pretty well.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[randallhebert]

My Mama would beat you like a red-headed step child in K Mart....

My mom would beat me to death, than make me walk it off

 

[Rumrunner]

My mom would beat me to death, than make me walk it off

I’d be beat like a red headed bastard stepchild. Then be told quit your crying or I’ll make it hurt.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]