Traditionally, mothers didn't teach their daughters how to cook. This was supposed to be done by the mothers of their future husbands, for peace in the family. Unfortunately, no one is doing this now, it's just self-education.
Yeah, this happens all the time at Circle K bathrooms when I'm on road trips. And the idiots actually think rattling the door knob will make me poop faster? "Hey, asshole! You ain't helping matters. Maybe slip a box of raisin bran under the door or beat it!"
