on a lighter note...

[Hogpatrol]

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Or a Toyota, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Honda, etc., etc., all purveyors of throwaway vehicles.

 

[flying sailor]

How about a classic Yugo? Comes with rear window defroster so you can warm your hands while pushing.

 

[BSO Dave]

 

[Badjer]

At my funeral, I want a group of Italian guys dressed in black suits approach my coffin and say "We're gonna miss you Boss" so my family will think I had some crazy shit going on.

I want one of my friends to send out a group text from my phone telling everyone, "Thanks for coming"

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Wheels]

 

[Ridge Runner]

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Did that once. And only once. Blamed it on my neighbors. A week later their house, yard, trees, and vehicles were toilet papered. That was over three or four decades ago. My parents still remind me of the time I called the law that night. They just can't prove who or why their house was TPed 2 weeks later on Halloween.

Me:

 

[Ridge Runner]

Did that once. And only once. Blamed it on my neighbors. A week later their house, yard, trees, and vehicles were toilet papered. That was over three or four decades ago. My parents still remind me of the time I called the law that night. They just can't prove who or why their house was TPed 2 weeks later on Halloween.

Me:

Post Script: couldn't edit this earlier due to doctor called me for my appointment.

I sort of manipulated a joke I once heard. IIRC, I think it was Jerry Faller (Fowler)(?)(last name is probably misspelled or incorrect), who actually told a similar, paralleling, joke. Only his spill was much longer, with a different ending.

Had to change the story a bit. As what actually happened to the actual neighbor on Halloween was worse and presumably done by middle school age students, and not worth elaborating on.

 

[sgt_zim]

Jerry Clower maybe?

 

[Ridge Runner]

Jerry Clower maybe?

I believe so. Thanks.

 

[sgt_zim]

"Just shoot up here amongst us 'cuz one of us gotsta have some relief!"

 

[Ridge Runner]

That's him.
This guy could tell some hilarious stories.

 

[Markis]

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When you can't speak no English.

 

[Wishfulthinker580]

That's him.
This guy could tell some hilarious stories.

There’s a steak place in Decatur, TX that plays his stuff in the bathroom lol

 

[Ridge Runner]

There’s a steak place in Decatur, TX that plays his stuff in the bathroom lol

Reckon that is where the meaning to the phrase: " laughing my (one's) ass off." got started?