on a lighter note...

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Hogpatrol said:
The Nuns
A car full of Irish Nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside them.
"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya Fookin little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
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Trying out for the Darwin Awards!
 
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Oh, I can see myself saying that. On second thought, I've said that before. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
observe said:
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My 12 year old always tells his jokes at dinner parties, SCI conventions, etc. 90% of the crowd roars with laughter, 10% clutch their pearls. Here's a related gem of his:

A vegetarian and a vegan jump off a cliff at the same time, who wins?


-Society.
 
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