on a lighter note...

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Bend the ear on a tin monkey, going forward, dumber than a bag of hammers/rocks, if shit were brains, he'd be a rich man.
Doesn't amount to a pisshole in the snow. Skin a fart for a nickel and ruin a dime knife doing it. Poorer than piss and twice as nasty. Fkd up to a fair thee well. Doesn't know if he's screwed, bored or punched. Doesn't amount to a fart in a skillet. (I have a list of about 80 Downeastisms.)
 
Doesn't amount to a pisshole in the snow. Skin a fart for a nickel and ruin a dime knife doing it. Poorer than piss and twice as nasty. Fkd up to a fair thee well. Doesn't know if he's screwed, bored or punched. Doesn't amount to a fart in a skillet. (I have a list of about 80 Downeastisms.)
If his brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose.(Politicians.)
 

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