on a lighter note...

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The guy says, "I've never been beaten like that in any fight." He was lucky to be with a dog, these hoofed guys like to stomp on a loser until he starts to crunch..
 
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I heard a story on the last hunt. Quite plausible.
There is such a practice, I don't like it - taking photos that humiliate the trophy, for example, sitting on a dead animal. So a certain hunter shot a good deer, and he and the huntsman prepared such a shot - they hung a gun on the horns. But they didn't have time to take a photo: the deer jumped up and ran away, and there was no deer, no gun.
 
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Had to look up what a "cis male" is. Suppose that make me a...
Ditto.

Elon Musk posted this today (Jan. 10):

"Cis is a heterophobic word. Shame on anyone who uses it."

J.D. Rucker commented:

"It’s a pejorative that has somehow been embraced by many heterosexuals in the ultimate self-own.

Those who qualify for any of the 57 Heinz varieties of genders and sexual preferences who use the word are essentially invoking a slur. Those who are normal — birth gender, no false fluidity, and heterosexual in nature — who use the word are simply idiots."
 

Disclaimer: not my story. Supposedly this is a true story.

My six year old son walked into the family room while I was watching a movie. He points toward me and proclaims, "You licked a puss!"

I muted the TV and looked at him with a raiser eyebrow. "I'm sorry? What did you say?"

He pointed again and repeated, "YOU LICKED A PUSS!"

My mind stared racing... "Did we leave the door open on date night last Saturday?"

I then looked behind me and saw a candle burning.

"Son, it's pronounced 'EUCALYPTUS'"
 

I know 3 dogs that if they are given a half link or bigger piece of Pup a Roni they will actually hide that piece and return within seconds and I do mean within seconds wanting more.

Gotta love the intelligence of animals.
 

Disclaimer: not my story. Supposedly this is a true story.

My six year old son walked into the family room while I was watching a movie. He points toward me and proclaims, "You licked a puss!"

I muted the TV and looked at him with a raiser eyebrow. "I'm sorry? What did you say?"

He pointed again and repeated, "YOU LICKED A PUSS!"

My mind stared racing... "Did we leave the door open on date night last Saturday?"

I then looked behind me and saw a candle burning.

"Son, it's pronounced 'EUCALYPTUS'"

DAMN YOU!! I JUST SPIT OUT 18 YEAR OLD SINGLE MALT SCOTCH ALL OVER ME.

I was laughing so hard I drew attention from everyone in the bar!
 

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