on a lighter note...

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DRIVING BACK FROM A BRAII WITH MADAM.

Wife : So those girls are your childhood friends

Him : Yes babe, they are..cool people eeeh?

Wife : You and Chimanga Munalula look close ..
Him : We go back a long way, you could say that hahahaha..

Wife : Hmmm..I could tell from the way she hugged you.
Him : ....what do you mean babe?

Wife : I'm just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go...the way she looked into your eyes.

Him : But Dingile Krystal Bwembya and Chitalu Mushanga hugged me too...

Wife : Not the way Chimanga did...you know what, let's leave it...
Him : Okay babe...

Wife : It's funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the braai...her jokes are not even funny...
Him : I thought we were leaving it.

Wife : All I'm saying is she must learn to respect other peoples' men in their presence...if I didn't know any better I would think you’re sleeping with her.
Me : .... How did this escalate that far now?

Wife : Ohhhh?..did I strike a nerve?
Him : It's just that I don't see what you're talking about babe..

Wife : Oh?..so you are defending her now?
Him : No, I don't know what you're talking about.

Wife : I know what I saw, unless you think I'm crazy...
Him :Look at this chap skipping the robot.

Wife : Oh so You gonna change the subject now?

Wife:.at least he skipped a robot, he is not getting inappropriate hugs from women

Him : How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug?..really now..
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her?..am I standing in your way?..let me out of the car, go to her..I'm not stopping you..

Him : Baby have I ever given you reason not to trust me?..ever..

Wife: ...(folding hands)
Him : Answer me..

Wife:Just drive the car.
Him :Mmmmm....
Silence for 5min.

Wife : (Talking to herself)...
hmmm..childhood friend.

Enjoy your weekend responsibly my Humanoids.
 
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