on a lighter note...

[Alistair]

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Heh.

The girl you meet at a bar at 3am:

The person you wake up next to the following morning:

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Alistair]

Sticking with the inappropriate car jokes, Aston Martin, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Seems to be true today.​

Jonah 4:11 NIV​

11 And should I not have concern for the great city of Nineveh, in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who cannot tell their right hand from their left—and also many animals?”

 

[Sabattiboy]

Ray

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Ray Jessel

 

[Wheels]

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Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift.

 

[Wheels]

 

[mdwest]

 

[spike.t]

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And they are driving on the wrong side of the road....

Nope that's the M25 around London.....

 

[spike.t]

GUYZ KU KOMBONI KWATU CHIMALILA. LIKE WHEN THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE CALLS BUT YOU'RE WITH YOUR WIFE.

HER : Hello babe, how are you?

ME : The country is not okay honourable.

HER : Are you free? Can we talk?

ME : We are not free until we end the shortage of mealie meal.

HER : Where is your wife?

ME : At this present moment, the area member of parliament is with us on this matter.

HER : Can we meet later?

ME : Yes we have organised a meeting at 17:30 for a way forward at your branch office.

HER : Okay Babe, see you then.

ME : No problem, just prepare the documents.

HER : I love you.

ME : Power to the people!!!

 

[Hogpatrol]

New Bud Light commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=B6PYN50oE1s

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

New Bud Light commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=B6PYN50oE1s

Saw this after watching that....didn't realise how pissed off people over there were.....