on a lighter note...

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Rob404]

 

[1911Fan]

 

[PARA45]

 

[Sabattiboy]

Unless it's a doctor's appointment, start or end of hunting and/or fishing season retired people don't really care what time, day, week, month or year it is.

Kids and grandkids will always and constantly remind us when it's their Birthday, Christmas, or other special time, event, and place, we need to be.

The most noticeable part of retirement is only getting paid 12 times a year when SS is deposited.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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You mean get smacked with the flyswatter or large mixing spoon???

 

[BRICKBURN]

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While rolling on the floor of their space craft laughing.

 

[Scott CWO]

Got to play in both on way back to Lusaka from takeri today....the novelty of playing in mud wore off a long time ago....and traffic I fkn hate....I warn people when they get in the vehicle that I instantly develop tourettes as soon as I start to drive here....

Yes you do but a couple drinks and you’re good as new!

 

[Scott CWO]

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Hot for teacher? Van Halen song.

 

[Jeff505]

Few people know that UFOs fly only over those US states in which light drugs are legalized

UFOs are actually attracted to aluminum so are tornados, crowed trailer parks with piles of beer cans seem to pull these objects of terror right out of the sky.

 

[Hogpatrol]

Bill forgets his wedding anniversary and his wife announces, "I better see something in the driveway tomorrow that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds". The next morning, she looks out at the driveway and sees a gift wrapped box. She goes out, opens it and finds a bathroom scale. Bill has been missing for a week.

 

[CoElkHunter]

Bill forgets his wedding anniversary and his wife announces, "I better see something in the driveway tomorrow that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds". The next morning, she looks out at the driveway and sees a gift wrapped box. She goes out, opens it and finds a bathroom scale. Bill has been missing for a week.

Bill Clinton?

 

[Ridge Runner]

The most noticeable part of retirement is only getting paid 12 times a year when SS is deposited.

Solution: divide your monthly SSA check by 4 and pay yourself once a week.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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And yep another trip to ER.

 

[CBH Australia]

The most noticeable part of retirement is only getting paid 12 times a year when SS is deposited.

Solution: divide your monthly SSA check by 4 and pay yourself once a week.

With 13 times 4 week periods each year you are being done out of a months pension.

 

[Ridge Runner]

With 13 times 4 week periods each year you are being done out of a months pension.

Welcome to working for the government.

What? You really expected equal number of paychecks as those elected to Congress and the White House.

 

[Just Gina]