on a lighter note...

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Flewis]

As the saying goes

When we're nose to nose my toes are in it and when we're toes to toes my nose is in it.

But at 6'4" I don't have that problem

Your age is showing.

 

[flying sailor]

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True fact, only problem was I had just taken a big swig of Tea and just barely stopped spewing on my computer screen!

 

[flying sailor]

The worlds' economies are changing, not always for the best. Due to German ingenuity there most likely will be layoffs in civil service areas. Especially affected will be road crews. The cause has to be laid squarely at the feet of German scientists. They have invented a shovel that can stand by itself.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Trophyhunter01]

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”

 

[Neil Molendyk]

THE BATHTUB TEST
During a visit with my doctor, I asked him "how do you determine whether or not an older person should be put into an old age home?"

Well, he said, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a coffee cup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the tub.

Oh, I understand, i said. A normal person would use the bucket because it is larger than the cup and teaspoon.

No, he said. A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?

 

[Wheels]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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With a car it is either off the tires or out the tailpipe.

 

[Sabattiboy]

A common electrician joke is to say that motors and other electrical things run on smoke. Because, if you let the smoke out, they don’t work anymore.

We always pondered out loud whether it would run again if we could put the smoke back inside.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Some studies have to be repeated because things sometimes change after a few generations.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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How about diagraming a sentence?
In my day we were told we would have to.

 

[CoElkHunter]

At 5’5”, I think I’m her perfect man, my face would be between her breasts.

Yeah, well if she was on top of you at 195lbs, the last thing you'd remember were those breasts as you suffocated between them! LOL

 

[Newboomer]

How about diagraming a sentence?
In my day we were told we would have to.

Oh, yes. My Sophomore English class in high school had a lot of that. We had to diagram the sentence and label each part of speech.
Remember phonics? We had that all through elementary school. And the weekly spelling test, penmanship, math tests. Those were the days when kids got a real education in things that amounted to something.

 

[Flewis]

Yeah, well if she was on top of you at 195lbs, the last thing you'd remember were those breasts as you suffocated between them! LOL

I’m a big boy, I’d take my chance.

 

[Just Gina]

 

[Just Gina]

 

[SaintPanzer]

We always pondered out loud whether it would run again if we could put the smoke back inside.

 

[Wheels]

How about diagraming a sentence?
In my day we were told we would have to.

Oh, yes. My Sophomore English class in high school had a lot of that. We had to diagram the sentence and label each part of speech.
Remember phonics? We had that all through elementary school. And the weekly spelling test, penmanship, math tests. Those were the days when kids got a real education in things that amounted to something.

Sorry the meme was so obscure. It goes back to high school math class when a kid would say, "When will I ever use this". Sin(Sine) , Co(Cosine) and Tan(Tangent) are math/trig terms.

On the other hand, I don't know how to diagram a sentence or label the parts. That was not part of my formal education. Some how I made it through grad school without that knowledge.

 

[Nyati]