on a lighter note...

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If someone asks you what the MAIN difference is between most of the Obama supporters and most of the Trump supporters, instead of stammering and stuttering and looking for an answer, just tell them that........
"The Trump supporters sign their checks on the 'front', and the Obama supporters sign their checks on the 'back' ".....

I NEVER REALIZED THAT IT WAS THIS SIMPLE.!!!
 
This was told to me by an older gentlemen tonight.....

Whats the difference between complete and finished?? Is there a difference?
- If you find the right woman, you are complete.
- If you find the wrong woman, you are finished!

** If the right woman finds you with the wrong woman you are completely finished!

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Another one from an older gentlemen tonight:

I was asked about if I want to get married eventually by a few folks. The older guy said I know you will eventually get married.

I asked him for the punchline and he said becasue no one is allowed to be happy all the time! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: All of us had a good laugh at that one.
 
When you are thirsty....
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If someone asks you what the MAIN difference is between most of the Obama supporters and most of the Trump supporters, instead of stammering and stuttering and looking for an answer, just tell them that........
"The Trump supporters sign their checks on the 'front', and the Obama supporters sign their checks on the 'back' ".....

I NEVER REALIZED THAT IT WAS THIS SIMPLE.!!!

Now this is a straight, thoughtful and truthful answer. Well said sir!
 
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Thanks Hogpatrol for so many great humor posts, you've brightened my day numerous times!
 

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