on a lighter note...

[davsel]

 

[davsel]

 

[davsel]

 

[davsel]

 

[davsel]

 

[BRICKBURN]

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Course to work at City Hall!

 

[Jörg Krüger]

Course to work at City Hall!

Thank's Brickburn. (Non Espanol)

 

[Hogpatrol]

After a few years living together, a young man decided to marry his girl friend.
Not being familiar with all the traditions, at the end of the wedding ceremony, he approached the priest and asked: :

Excuse me Father, I know there is some kind of tradition asking for the groom to make a donation to the priest who celebrated the wedding but I have no idea how much people normally give, how does it work?

The priest whisper to his ear:

Normally, the donation is proportional to the beauty of the bride. The more beautiful, the bigger the amount.

So, the young man looked at his wife, paused for a moment, put his hand in his pocket and gave the priest a one dollar bill.

The priest , a bit embarrassed said:

Stay here, I'll get you some change!!!!!

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

 

[Newboomer]

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May be Red Dawn all over again.

 

[Newboomer]

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Nice. Notice the chamber flag?

 

[Dudders]

 

[Vashper]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Oldie but goodie.

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything Under one roof' department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota."
Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?"
The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One".
The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son."
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"
The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65".
The boss, astonished, says "$101,237.65?!? What the hell did you sell him?"
The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat AND a TRUCK!?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'

 

[Firebird]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Is this the OEM hood rod on an Audi?

 

[VertigoBE]

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nah that's an option unfortunately. But you do get a discount if your papers say that you are from Russia.