Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
BJ 5.0 is only ever an introductory access package as offered by the User. Once she has achieved her goal of installing Husband 01, she knows that BJ 5.0 is not needed ever again. The Husband 01 operating system is therefore stuck in a "gosub" routine, forever sending system prompts to access the BJ 05 software without ever again achieving the desired connectivity.
However, Husband 01 at some point may then try to access a competitor's BJ 05 or similar software elsewhere. This is a disastrous situation for the Husband 01 OS!! As if this access is detected by the User, it undoubtedly leads to her kicking Husband 01 in his Application Package , his hard reboot to the kerb side , and eventual loss of all the hardware he'd worked all those years to get!!
In time, the User probably will supersede Husband 01 OS with a carefully formatted Boyfriend 06 with setting restrictions. Whilst ex-Husband 01 OS enters into a regular self-lubricating cycle , and is left to ponder either the various online used part sites , or new versions in the Asian markets . What ever he chooses, ex-Husband 01 OS must be always be wary of infection by viruses!!
It made me howl and those two pellets in mind air I have to find out what camera he is using.
My suggestion to the deer is more fiber.
The suggestion on how to watch a political debate on TV appeals to me.
For me too. Alternatively as soon as anything political appears on the screen, I jump to my favorite music channel. I bet if you polled the American voters, 90 percent would say they're not interested.
Edit: Just had to do it. Ironic the song playing was "You talk too much".
That is so sh-cool!!! I grew up on "hewked on fonicks werked for me.."
I find myself thinking that should be in @redleg neighborhood as he is sooo casual about spelling..LOL
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