on a lighter note...

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  1. GuttormG

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    A test candidate for "post birth abortion"?
     
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  2. Divernhunter

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    If he did not want to be born there is a simple way he can change that...………..for good.
     

  3. BigJohnx13

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    The parents should sue for lodging, food, clothing, education, medical, etc and should get an eviction notice because there is an a..hole living in their house
     

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    Due to the popularity of the TV "Survivor" shows, the Texas Department of Tourism is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

    The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed
    up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.

    Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:


    1. "I'm A Democrat"
    2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
    3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
    4. "Boycott Beef"
    5. "I Voted For Obama"
    6. "George Strait Sucks"
    7. "Elect Hillary In 2020"
    8. "Vote Eric Holder - Texas Governor"
    9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born"
    10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
    11. "Bernie Sanders Is My Hero"
    12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
    13. "It's all Bush's Fault"
    14. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
    And
    the last sticker is:
    15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns

    The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:.
     
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  5. Mr. 16 gauge

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    Both are poster children for prophylactics.
     
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  6. observe

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    The new set of police uniforms will have no pockets.
    It is believed that the proposal, if implemented, would make it
    difficult for Kenyan police officers who take bribes on the roads,
    to keep the cash they collect.


    However, sources within the Police Command say the officers will
    resist any attempt to make their uniforms pocket-less, because the
    pockets also beautifies the total appearance of a police officer.
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  7. observe

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    This will about clear up our parliament....
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    ^^^^ They should be pro-active and just leave them there . It would save time and money
     

  9. cpr0312

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    whippin.jpg
     
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    Females too.
     
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  12. observe

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  13. norfolk shooter

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    This is myself sporting the latest in vegan fashion. Its the cabini. A cabbage based swimsuit

    I did want to model it properly but the wife said no IMG-20190210-WA0024.jpeg
     
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  14. Pheroze

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    Ummm....everything ok over there? Is there anyone you would like us to call? You know someone you can talk to?;):LOL:
     
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    I think misunderstood your wife, she meant to say only model it properly for money. Start a website called Vegan love and you can start funding your next safari!
     
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  16. norfolk shooter

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    I'm ok. In fact I'm hunting Africa in May with a shrink who is a good buddy of mine I'm sure he can give me some pills. Not to mention a law enforcement officer who will lock me up if I get too out of hand. He too is a good buddy
     

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    I'm more concerned that there was a man in the bar at 1030!!!
     

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    Stylish as always Manish!
     

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