Here is a story about Tampons. A good friend of mine made Chief (E-9) in the Air Force. He is an avid cigar smoker like me. So, one day we went by his cubicle, and asked if he had any cigars to celebrate his promotion. We looked in his humidor, and all he had were some cheap and dried out cigars. Well, my other friend and I expected a lot more from a Chief, so we decided to teach him a lesson.
I went to our BX and purchased a box of the biggest tampons they had. Brought them back to the office, and my other friend and I spent a good part of two hours removing the tampons from the wrappers, and attaching cigar labels, and then we placed all the tampons in my friend's humidor.
Weeks went by, and we had a Chief from one of our major command visit us, and we told him that this Chief had some wonderful cigars in his humidor. Well, this Chief went by to visit the new promoted Chief and asked to go smoke a cigar with him. Well, when he open the humidor, there were 40 tampons with cigar labels inside the humidor. After that, the new Chief never had bad cigars in that humidor.
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