Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.
The man apologizes profusely and says:
"if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied:
"if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318".
Safety first !
^^^^^^ LMFAO ^^^^^^^^
Here kitty kitty!
These cartoons are actually good training for DG hunts.
Maybe the coyote would do better with an Acme double rifle I love those old cartoons!!
Be careful out there..
...concentrate on the danger!!
....don't be so easily distracted now....
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