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Bushpig4Ever
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A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.
The man apologizes profusely and says:
"if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied:
"if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318".
The man apologizes profusely and says:
"if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."
To which the woman replied:
"if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318".
Hogpatrol
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Hogpatrol
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Hogpatrol
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Rob404
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Hogpatrol
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^^^^^^ LMFAO ^^^^^^^^
Hogpatrol
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Dr Ray
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Omg!
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Here kitty kitty!
Jfet
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I love those old cartoons!!
Be careful out there..
...concentrate on the danger!!
....don't be so easily distracted now....
...concentrate on the danger!!
....don't be so easily distracted now....
Bushpig4Ever
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Nick BOWKER HUNTING SOUTH AFRICA wrote on EGS-HQ's profile.
Hi EGS
I read your thread with interest. Would you mind sending me that PDF? May I put it on my website?
Rob
I read your thread with interest. Would you mind sending me that PDF? May I put it on my website?
Rob
