Man is it Cold

[PHOENIX PHIL]

It's still touch and go here when it comes to choosing jeans or shorts.....

 

[CAustin]

It's so cold I'm looking for some of that so called global warming to show up! Now!

 

[lcq]

It's still touch and go here when it comes to choosing jeans or shorts.....

rub it in why don't you

 

[PLM]

It's colder than a well digger's a$$

 

[Jfet]

Its as cold as the rim of a champaign glass
Its as cold as the hair on a polar bear's ass
Its as cold as the knob on the outhouse door
Its as cold as the on a Bryan whore

Strange things I remember from college

 

[Bobpuckett]

1. • It was so cold . . .
     people with traffic tickets would plead guilty and beg for the electric chair!

 

[Bobpuckett]

2 It was so cold...
weathermen were threatening to keep it that way until they got a raise!

 

[Jfet]

Its so cold in Texas that Frost Independent School District closed today

 

[bluey]

its 0310 here in the tasman sea .
the temp has dropped to 24 c ,l may have to put a tshirt on .....