Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by Rob404, Feb 15, 2015.
it's so cold
I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets...
It's so Cold,, The Hookers in Downtown Minneapolis are giving Fat Guys a 20% discount
It is so cold back home I am not complaining today about living in Houston.
Tomorrow maybe, but not today.
It is so cold that I had to wear a long sleeve shirt to go for a walk here in Atlanta!!!
Just doesn't sound right, does it?
I almost couldn't wear shorts this morning in Phoenix.
I was able to shoot in a T-shirt today, even with a 20 mile per hour wind kicking!
It's so cold I actually saw a teenager with his pants pulled up
It's colder than a mother-in-law's kiss...
It's so cold that little Cyrus girl had insulated tape over her nipples!
It's so cold you're looking forward to picking up your dogs warm poop during walkies. Though in all seriousness, I have to look forward to 25 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow at school. Yeah remind me to get the crap put of the North after undergrad.
Colder than a frogs ass
Colder than a Whores Heart
It's so cold I am actually looking forward to an upcoming business trip to California!
that is really cold, but accurate
colder than a witch's teat in a brass brassier!
So cold...It's the first time I've seen a minus before the temp in years
It's so Cold, The Hookers in my Town are charging 20.00 just to Blow on your Hands
34 in La this morning.
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