Man is it Cold

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  1. Rob404

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    it's so cold
     

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    I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets...
     

  3. Rob404

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    It's so Cold,, The Hookers in Downtown Minneapolis are giving Fat Guys a 20% discount
     

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    It is so cold back home I am not complaining today about living in Houston.

    Tomorrow maybe, but not today.
     
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    It is so cold that I had to wear a long sleeve shirt to go for a walk here in Atlanta!!!

    Just doesn't sound right, does it?
     

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    I almost couldn't wear shorts this morning in Phoenix.
     

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    I was able to shoot in a T-shirt today, even with a 20 mile per hour wind kicking!
     

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    It's so cold I actually saw a teenager with his pants pulled up
     
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    It's colder than a mother-in-law's kiss...
     
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    It's so cold that little Cyrus girl had insulated tape over her nipples!
     

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    It's so cold you're looking forward to picking up your dogs warm poop during walkies. Though in all seriousness, I have to look forward to 25 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow at school:E Cold:. Yeah remind me to get the crap put of the North after undergrad:A Outta:.
     

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    Colder than a Whores Heart
     
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    It's so cold I am actually looking forward to an upcoming business trip to California!
     
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    That's cold...
     
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    that is really cold, but accurate :)
     
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    colder than a witch's teat in a brass brassier!
     
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    So cold...It's the first time I've seen a minus before the temp in years
     

  19. Rob404

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    It's so Cold, The Hookers in my Town are charging 20.00 just to Blow on your Hands
     

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    34 in La this morning.
     

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