timbear
AH enthusiast
- Joined
- Mar 17, 2011
- Messages
- 424
- Reaction score
- 45
- Member of
- SSAA, NZDA
- Hunted
- Germany, NZ, Australia
Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.So he asked
the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.
They're years outta style. You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two
sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have
all the babes ya want!'
The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos,
and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,
covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Paddy went back
to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?' JAHEESUS!' said the lifeguard,
'Maaaaate. ...........The potato goes in the front!'
the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.
They're years outta style. You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two
sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have
all the babes ya want!'
The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos,
and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,
covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Paddy went back
to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?' JAHEESUS!' said the lifeguard,
'Maaaaate. ...........The potato goes in the front!'
Too Funny!
