on a lighter note...

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I had one come in the ER with a Black & Decker cordless drill in his rectum. We could actually make out the B&D logo in the x-ray.

Another guy came in with a light bulb in his rectum. It was some sort of fluorescent with little prongs on one end. I've never seen anything like that.
My wife worked at Ft Riley hospital and a guy came in to the ER with a jar of mustard stuck in his butt.They set him to a higher level facility.
 
My wife worked at Ft Riley hospital and a guy came in to the ER with a jar of mustard stuck in his butt.They set him to a higher level facility.

I hope they included a bratwurst or two and a jar of pickles :D
 
My wife worked at Ft Riley hospital and a guy came in to the ER with a jar of mustard stuck in his butt.They set him to a higher level facility.
I wonder if this jar didn't come in or didn't come out? It is important.
 
I always enjoy this thread, good to have a bit of humor around!!!
Yes, but there is enough humor around. Speaking quite seriously, after reading the news, it is not always possible to understand where it comes from - from a humorous website or from ordinary media.
 
Yes, but there is enough humor around. Speaking quite seriously, after reading the news, it is not always possible to understand where it comes from - from a humorous website or from ordinary media.
Seems to me that much of the news comes from "The Twilight Zone".
 
HERE’S HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
 

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