She went away for the day!

[jduckhunter]

She went away for the day so I finally got a chance to catch up on some cooking.

 

[WAB]

Dude, there’s a fine line between bravery and foolhardiness…. It’s behind you!!! [emoji41]

 

[BeeMaa]

She will smell it from outside while you are completely noseblind at this point. Good luck with that.

 

[Opposite Pole]

Nice knowing you…

 

[jduckhunter]

Maybe I should get a meatloaf with lots of onions and garlic in the oven to mask the odor.

 

[JimP]

Just tell her that you cooked dinner.

"It's What's For Dinner"

 

[BRICKBURN]

Dude, there’s a fine line between bravery and foolhardiness…. It’s behind you!!! [emoji41]

You can't even see that line in the rearview mirror at my house. Damn!

 

[Jörg Krüger]

Just by me cleaning a warthog tooth with water and sandpaper gives off a horrible smell I can imagine that stench. Should of put carrots and something in the water and called it: " I am making a broth Honey"

 

[BourbonTrail]

I made the mistake of cutting up rattlesnake meat using kitchen utensils and putting it in my freezer…what an earful! Oh, and she threw everything involved away afterwards.

Good luck!

 

[Jaegger]

You Da Man … & I’m betting - new cookware for Christmas

 

[jduckhunter]

Ok so the skulls turned out really well. The pot and stove are clean and shiny, the kitchen exhaust fan is on high and the window is open. I'm thinking about messaging her and offering to meet her in town for dinner, that would give the place a few more hours to air out. What do you think?

 

[375er]

I think you better do that, along with showing up with a gift. Otherwise I would think you need medical attention for having suicidal thoughts.

 

[JimP]

Just burn some bacon in a frying pan and spread the grease around a little........she'll never notice.

 

[PARA45]

Light up a boat load of candles, and call it a romantic night, your last night probably. LMAO!!!!!

 

[Opposite Pole]

Ok so the skulls turned out really well.

You should have video recorded how you did it so she would have clear instructions for when she does yours. Be a sport and put a hook in the wall where you want her to mount you.

 

[Adam S]

Just burn some bacon in a frying pan and spread the grease around a little........she'll never notice.

Yet another reminder that bacon is always the correct answer!

 

[375FLM]

Next weeks post will like go something like this..."At first I couldn't see how angry she was, but after a couple of days the swelling went down enough that I could see she was still furious!" Good luck with that. ha!

 

[Tundra Tiger]

If you pull this off you need to consider picking up a lottery ticket... you are riding a wave some of us will never see.

 

[VertigoBE]

@jduckhunter: just for my information, where did you get those brass b*lls from?

 

[Ragman]

You are a BRAVE man!!! I had shivers running up and down my spine thinking about the fallout if I tried that!!! Let's see the finished product before your wife gets home!