on a lighter note...

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I have seen humans take bear spray rectally. All the pain meds in my kit were required just to get them calmed enough for an ambulance ride to the ER!
You're a better person than I am. I'm afraid I would have saved the meds and instead sacrificed a fire extinguisher/suppository.
:E Shrug:
 
I have seen humans take bear spray rectally. All the pain meds in my kit were required just to get them calmed enough for an ambulance ride to the ER!
So how does that happen?
Oh man, I forgot my stupid little bear spray holster! Oh wait I will just store it here in my ass!
 
Going to see Quinn Dale up in FW this summer. He's a funny dude.

 
Back in my po-po days I had a situation where a guy ran from us and tried hiding under a car in a Walmart parking lot.. when my partner grabbed him by his ankles to pull him out from under the car the guys cotton sweat pants that were already hanging off his ass came down completely, baring his entire ass… he then grabbed onto one of the tires, attempting to stay under the the car and resist arrest…

So I promptly filled his crack with fox labs 5.3 million civilly heat units pepper spray..

While he was very upset with the extreme pain he was experiencing around his sphincter… that was honestly the least of his worries…

His red orange stained nutsack that was saturated in pepper spray drippings was a far larger concern :D
 

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MooseHunter wrote on Wildwillalaska's profile.
Hello BJ,

Don here AKA Moose Hunter. I think you got me by mistake. I have seen that rifle listed but it is not my rifle No worries
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I will be looking for a set of these when my .505 is done... sadly not cashed up right now for these. :(
Need anything in trade?
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