on a lighter note...

[Bullthrower338]

I have seen humans take bear spray rectally. All the pain meds in my kit were required just to get them calmed enough for an ambulance ride to the ER!

So how does that happen?
Oh man, I forgot my stupid little bear spray holster! Oh wait I will just store it here in my ass!

 

[thriller]

I have seen humans take bear spray rectally. All the pain meds in my kit were required just to get them calmed enough for an ambulance ride to the ER!

I want to ask why but I don’t want to know the answer

 

[Flewis]

Well at least they stopped using gerbils.

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

I have both - 338 and 25/06
Unfortunately I have trouble walking far now as I have bone degeneration in my hip

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@Dr Ray
You like @CoElkHunter are part way to greatness, maybe you could get one of your Sako rifles rebarreled to the Whelen.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Bob

 

[sgt_zim]

Going to see Quinn Dale up in FW this summer. He's a funny dude.

 

[Firebird]

Never heard the truth of the matter but it had something to do with unpaid gambling debt or unpaid drug debt or something along those lines.

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

 

[mdwest]

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Back in my po-po days I had a situation where a guy ran from us and tried hiding under a car in a Walmart parking lot.. when my partner grabbed him by his ankles to pull him out from under the car the guys cotton sweat pants that were already hanging off his ass came down completely, baring his entire ass… he then grabbed onto one of the tires, attempting to stay under the the car and resist arrest…

So I promptly filled his crack with fox labs 5.3 million civilly heat units pepper spray..

While he was very upset with the extreme pain he was experiencing around his sphincter… that was honestly the least of his worries…

His red orange stained nutsack that was saturated in pepper spray drippings was a far larger concern

 

[Dr Ray]

@Dr Ray
You like @CoElkHunter are part way to greatness, maybe you could get one of your Sako rifles rebarreled to the Whelen.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Bob

Not likely Bob?!!!

 

[thriller]

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That done be a blue rhino in there

 

[BRICKBURN]

Never heard the truth of the matter but it had something to do with unpaid gambling debt or unpaid drug debt or something along those lines.

That's a big step up from a baseball bat to the knees.

 

[MS 9x56]

You're a better person than I am. I'm afraid I would have saved the meds and instead sacrificed a fire extinguisher/suppository.

As they say “ some like it hot” and others “like to keep it spicy”.

 

[jpr9954]

 

[WAB]

I have seen humans take bear spray rectally. All the pain meds in my kit were required just to get them calmed enough for an ambulance ride to the ER!

You needed to back off and let natural selection take its course!